All Hail the Limbless God

Zoologists in Orissa have recently stumbled upon a rare species of limbless lizards. This new find provides indisputable proof that gods do not have hundreds of limbs flailing all over the place. On the contrary, some of them may not have limbs at all.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say Ha! I told you so, and feel all smug about it. What is that you say now, I didn't tell you so? Well, nevermind. It is not important. What is important, however, is that we all bask in the radiant glory (or is it glorious radiance?) of the limbless lizard god.