Things To Do in Bombay While Awaiting Your Visa Withheld Under Section 221(g) of the INA

1. Twiddle thumbs (see previous post on thumb twiddling).
2. Grow a beard.
3. Gang up local teens in the neighbourhood. Recount stories about the 'good old days'.
4. Alternately, if the local teens resist, wave fist at them angrily for having no respect for their elders.
5. Avoid elders.
6. Watch detailed analyses of Bangladesh's world cup game against Ireland on the forty-odd 'News channels' on television.
7. Meet with old friends. Tell them how fat they've become. Ignore all slanderous comments targetted at the nose.
8. Curse Section 221(g) of the INA. While at it, feel free to lavish profanities at Sections 221(a) through 221(f) as well.