Monday, January 08, 2007

Tom Tancredo for President

Republican Tom Tancredo has called for a moratorium on immigration because of the threat that illegal immigrants could spread contagious disease among Americans. Tancredo is afraid that people from foreign countries will invade in their hordes and contaminate America with deadly diseases. Just like his ancestors had done some 400 years ago, bringing cholera and tuberculosis to the continent, wiping off entire civilizations in the process. Really, one must laud Mr. Tancredo for his concern and foresight. Here is one man who really learns from his history.

And it's not just public health or illegal aliens that Tancredo is concerned about. He is also working tirelessly to protect the country against the evil cult of multiculturalism. To quote:
I have to tell you that we are facing a situation, where if we don't control immigration, legal and illegal, we will eventually reach the point where it won't be what kind of a nation we are, balkanized or united, we will actually have to face the fact that we are no longer a nation at all. That is the honest to God eventual outcome of this kind of massive immigration combined with the cult of multiculturalism that permeates our society. (source: Right Wing News)
After all, we all know the perils multiculturalism pose to society. Just imagine what might happen if we expose people from different cultures to each other. They will form nefarious cults, sacrifice souls, and Heaven forbid, even become tolerant of each other (the Horror!). But won't being insular further alienate the country and actually increase the chances of terrorist attacks, you ask. Well, fear not. For the tireless Mr. Tancredo has a plan for that too.

I must confess, I am floored by such brilliance. I had been planning to lobby for Jeb Bush for the 2008 Presidential election, but now I think I might have found a worthier contender. Do visit the (unofficial) Tom Tancredo for President website. Oh, and don't forget to donate generously.

1 Comments:

At February 15, 2007 at 12:54 AM, Blogger GoalMonkey said...

Outstanding!

What more to say.

 

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