Did you hear about this new illness recently uncovered in Tamil Nadu? It is a rare but terminal disorder brought upon by throwing stones at stray dogs. Symptoms may include partial paralysis and loss of hearing in one ear. Though not congenital, the disease may be more commonly prevalent than was previously believed. The only known cure is to consult an astrologer and get married to a dog to atone for your sins.
Oh wait. There is no cure for stupidity. Sorry.