Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Cure

Did you hear about this new illness recently uncovered in Tamil Nadu? It is a rare but terminal disorder brought upon by throwing stones at stray dogs. Symptoms may include partial paralysis and loss of hearing in one ear. Though not congenital, the disease may be more commonly prevalent than was previously believed. The only known cure is to consult an astrologer and get married to a dog to atone for your sins.

Oh wait. There is no cure for stupidity. Sorry.

2 Comments:

At November 16, 2007 at 9:09 PM, Blogger De-Silva said...

You said "Oh wait. There is no cure for stupidity. Sorry"

The same book that Mr. Selvakumar followed states that stupidity can be cured by marrying an orangutan! :-)

Good find though!

 
At November 30, 2007 at 10:27 AM, Blogger Shashank said...

I was just imagining what would be the result of this 'HOLY' union!

A super human with canine abilities! Wow! I have a script ready for Krishh -2! Off to mail Roshans!

 

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